1 year ago

Fuck it, it’s Friday and I’m headed to Los Angeles.

1 year ago
Apple is putting my non-existent kids through college.

Apple is putting my non-existent kids through college.

1 year ago
Happy Belated Left Handers Day!

peternyc:

I can’t believe I missed the only holiday I’ve never celebrated yesterday.

August 13th is officially International Lefthanders Day

Some fun facts:

“Left handed people as a group have historically produced an above-average quota of high achievers.” via Right-Hand, Left Hand by Chris McManus

Among college educated people, left-handers earned 10-15% more income than right-handed counterparts.

Anyways, this is a shoutout to my fellow left handers out there. Here’s a list of famous left handers (Yes, Ned Flanders included)

Artists

Leonardo Da Vinci
Paul Klee
Michelangelo Buonaroti
Henri de Toulouse Lautrec
Peter Paul Rubens

Actors

Amitabh & Abhishek Bachchan
Drew Barrymore
Kim Basinger
Kenneth Branagh
Pierce Brosnan
Jim Carrey
Charlie Chaplin
Tom Cruise
Robert De Niro
Matt Dillon
Morgan Freeman
Judy Garland
Whoopi Goldberg
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Val Kilmer
Lisa Kudrow
Marilyn Monroe
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen
Sarah Jessica Parker
Brad Pitt
Keanu Reeves
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Saunders
Sylvester Stallone
Chewbacca the Wookie
Tina Fey

Writers

Lewis Carroll
Bill Bryson
Germaine Greer
Berthold Schwartz
Janet Street Porter
Uhland Ludwig

Animation

Matt Groening
Bart Simpson
Ned Flanders
C Montgomery Burns
Moe Szyslak
Mr. Skinner

Comedy

Harpo Marx

Fashion

Jean-Paul Gaultier

Directors

James Cameron
Spike Lee

Music

Benjamin Britten
David Bowie
Celine Dion
Eminem
Kurt Cobain
Noel Gallagher
Bob Geldof
Jimi Hendrix
Annie Lennox
Sir Paul McCartney
Ricky Martin
Sting

History

Albert Einstein
Jack The Ripper
Napoleon Bonaparte
Julius Caesar
Aristotle
Neil Armstrong
Henry Ford
Marie Curie
Joan of Arc
Helen Keller

Royalty

Queen Mother
Prince William

Politics

Winston Churchill
President George Bush

Sport

Wasim Akram
Sir Bobby Charlton
Diego Armando Maradona
Pele
Paula Radcliffe
Jimmy White
Mark Williams
John McEnroe
Martina Navratilova
Greg Rusedski
Babe Ruth
David Gower

(Source: peternyc)

1 year ago
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee." — Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks

"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it. Don’t wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men’s store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee." — Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks

1 year ago
Just signed the lease to my new company’s headquarters. Here’s the view.

Just signed the lease to my new company’s headquarters. Here’s the view.

3 years ago
What good is having power if you lack the will to abuse it?
3 years ago 3 years ago
YMFY turns two. That’s like the age of consent in blog years. Cheers.

YMFY turns two. That’s like the age of consent in blog years. Cheers.

3 years ago
Slayed a pasture full of sacred cows. Feel much better now.