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Prince Charles Is a Clotheshorse Who Gets His Shoelaces Ironed

Prince Charles employs 133 staff to look after him and Camilla, more than 60 of them domestics: chefs, cooks, footmen, housemaids, gardeners, chauffeurs, cleaners, and his three personal valets—gentleman’s gentlemen—whose sole responsibility is the care of their royal master’s extensive wardrobe and choosing what he is to wear on any particular day. A serving soldier polishes the prince’s boots and shoes every day—he has 50 handmade pairs each costing over £800 by Lobb of St James’s—and a housemaid washes his underwear as soon as it is discarded. Nothing Charles or Camilla wears is ever allowed near a washing machine. Particular attention is paid to handkerchiefs, which are monogrammed and again all hand-washed, as it was found that when they were sent to a laundry, some would go missing—as souvenirs. HRH’s suits, of which he has 60, cost more than £3,000 each, and his shirts, all handmade, cost £350 a time (he has more than 200), while his collar stiffeners are solid gold or silver. Charles’s valets also iron the laces of his shoes whenever they are taken off.

2 years ago
A white arrowana goes for $315,000.

A white arrowana goes for $315,000.

2 years ago
thethirdbottle: Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting.

thethirdbottle: Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting.

3 years ago
In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian has been selected for an Army hibernation experiment by virtue of being exceptionally ‘average’ - including having a perfectly average 100 IQ. He is joined in the experiment by Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute whose pimp, Upgrayedd, (pronounced as “Upgrade”) is paid to make sure she is not missed. Joe and Rita are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins, is arrested for having started a prostitution ring with Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (gradually renamed to “Buttfuckers”) is built on the site.

In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian has been selected for an Army hibernation experiment by virtue of being exceptionally ‘average’ - including having a perfectly average 100 IQ. He is joined in the experiment by Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute whose pimp, Upgrayedd, (pronounced as “Upgrade”) is paid to make sure she is not missed. Joe and Rita are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins, is arrested for having started a prostitution ring with Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (gradually renamed to “Buttfuckers”) is built on the site.

3 years ago
1 million dollar bill.
3 years ago
Poppin’ bottles

Poppin’ bottles

3 years ago 3 years ago
My Kiva team supreme stay clean…just got some loans paid back, putting it back into the Cambodian pig market. Join us.

My Kiva team supreme stay clean…just got some loans paid back, putting it back into the Cambodian pig market. Join us.