1 year ago
thethirdbottle: Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting.

thethirdbottle: Sometimes you find yourself in a place you shouldn’t be but it’s too late to tell your friends that, gulp, you can’t afford 11 dollar water no matter what its source of origin or relation to monks or whatever the fuck and that haven’t they heard of good ol’ fashioned tap? Or even a Brita Filter, because that’s pretty fancy. And then you hold your breath and hope they’ll have something you can buy on the booze page without having to hand over your liver. Because no one wants your liver. It’s disgusting.

1 year ago
In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian has been selected for an Army hibernation experiment by virtue of being exceptionally ‘average’ - including having a perfectly average 100 IQ. He is joined in the experiment by Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute whose pimp, Upgrayedd, (pronounced as “Upgrade”) is paid to make sure she is not missed. Joe and Rita are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins, is arrested for having started a prostitution ring with Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (gradually renamed to “Buttfuckers”) is built on the site.

In 2005, Corporal Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson), a US Army librarian has been selected for an Army hibernation experiment by virtue of being exceptionally ‘average’ - including having a perfectly average 100 IQ. He is joined in the experiment by Rita (Maya Rudolph), a prostitute whose pimp, Upgrayedd, (pronounced as “Upgrade”) is paid to make sure she is not missed. Joe and Rita are sealed in their hibernation chambers, to be awakened a year later, but the experiment is forgotten when the officer in charge, Lieutenant Colonel Collins, is arrested for having started a prostitution ring with Upgrayedd. The military base is demolished, and a Fuddruckers (gradually renamed to “Buttfuckers”) is built on the site.

1 year ago
1 million dollar bill.
2 years ago
Poppin’ bottles

Poppin’ bottles

2 years ago 2 years ago
My Kiva team supreme stay clean…just got some loans paid back, putting it back into the Cambodian pig market. Join us.

My Kiva team supreme stay clean…just got some loans paid back, putting it back into the Cambodian pig market. Join us.

2 years ago


2 years ago
2 years ago
Apple’s Insane Q1 ’11: $26.7 Billion Revenue

I picture the duck tails vault of gold whenever I think about how much cash Apple has in the bank.

2 years ago
The “Welcome Stranger” was the name given to the largest alluvial gold nugget found in the world, with a calculated refined weight was 2,283 oz 6dwts 9 gr. It measured 61 cm (24 inches) by 31 cm (12.2 inches), and was discovered by John Deason and Richard Oates, both Cornish, at Moliagul, Victoria, Australia on 5 February 1869 about 9 miles north-west of Dunolly.  Found only 2 inches (7.5 centimetres) below the surface, near a root of  a tree on a slope leading to what was then known as Bulldog Gully. Its  gross weight was 3523.5 troy ounces, the trimmed weight was 2520 troy ounces, and net it weighed 2315.5 troy ounces  or 72.02 kg. The goldfields warden F. K. Orme reported 2268 ounces 10  dwt 14 grains (70.5591 kg) of smelted gold obtained from it (97.9% of  the total weight), irrespective of scraps that were given away by the  finders, estimated as totalling another 47 ounces 7 dwt.
At the time of the discovery there were no scales capable of weighing  a nugget of this size and it was broken into three pieces on an anvil for weighing by Dunolly-based blacksmith Archibald Walls.
They took the nugget to the London Chartered Bank, in Dunolly, which advanced them £9,000. Deason and Oates were finally paid an estimated £9,381 for their nugget, which became known as the “Welcome Stranger”.

The “Welcome Stranger” was the name given to the largest alluvial gold nugget found in the world, with a calculated refined weight was 2,283 oz 6dwts 9 gr. It measured 61 cm (24 inches) by 31 cm (12.2 inches), and was discovered by John Deason and Richard Oates, both Cornish, at Moliagul, Victoria, Australia on 5 February 1869 about 9 miles north-west of Dunolly. Found only 2 inches (7.5 centimetres) below the surface, near a root of a tree on a slope leading to what was then known as Bulldog Gully. Its gross weight was 3523.5 troy ounces, the trimmed weight was 2520 troy ounces, and net it weighed 2315.5 troy ounces or 72.02 kg. The goldfields warden F. K. Orme reported 2268 ounces 10 dwt 14 grains (70.5591 kg) of smelted gold obtained from it (97.9% of the total weight), irrespective of scraps that were given away by the finders, estimated as totalling another 47 ounces 7 dwt.

At the time of the discovery there were no scales capable of weighing a nugget of this size and it was broken into three pieces on an anvil for weighing by Dunolly-based blacksmith Archibald Walls.

They took the nugget to the London Chartered Bank, in Dunolly, which advanced them £9,000. Deason and Oates were finally paid an estimated £9,381 for their nugget, which became known as the “Welcome Stranger”.