3 years ago
3 years ago
Woody Allen

Woody Allen

3 years ago
4 years ago
cookie jar
4 years ago

£700k for 90 seconds of Gorilla Collins.

4 years ago
Zhang Huan
4 years ago
Kristi Montague’s series “Characters Out of Context.”

Kristi Montague’s series “Characters Out of Context.”

5 years ago
Do you know what a sea robin is? Google Image that shit. It’s basically like the last living dinosaur. It has a face like a catfish with whiskers, rigid scaly wings to move it along the ocean floor, a hard back, and a tail like a lobster, and when it’s out of the water it barks. It’s true. You’ll be out fishing for hours, hoping to get some tuna or something worthwhile, but instead every tug at the line is another sea robin.Of course the time I go out to catch some shit-fish all I got were sea robins, which I threw back. When I saw my mom later that day she was like, “So what did you catch? What’s for dinner?” “Nothing. Just sea robins. We threw them back.” You could see tears well up in her eyes. She called me an idiot. She had to take a seat as if I’d knocked the wind out of her. “Don’t you know sea robins’ tails taste just like lobster tails?”

Do you know what a sea robin is? Google Image that shit. It’s basically like the last living dinosaur. It has a face like a catfish with whiskers, rigid scaly wings to move it along the ocean floor, a hard back, and a tail like a lobster, and when it’s out of the water it barks. It’s true. You’ll be out fishing for hours, hoping to get some tuna or something worthwhile, but instead every tug at the line is another sea robin.

Of course the time I go out to catch some shit-fish all I got were sea robins, which I threw back. When I saw my mom later that day she was like, “So what did you catch? What’s for dinner?” “Nothing. Just sea robins. We threw them back.” You could see tears well up in her eyes. She called me an idiot. She had to take a seat as if I’d knocked the wind out of her. “Don’t you know sea robins’ tails taste just like lobster tails?”

5 years ago
ウサギの目は、フクロウのとは異なります。

ウサギの目は、フクロウのとは異なります。

Let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

Let’s get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?