What a shitshow…roommate throwing a party and sent out invites to half the girls I dated last year…how to undo “i got da aids”, “he died”?
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bearheads answered:
Straight up act like you don’t care you were an asshole. “Oh I thought you had AIDS” = “I lied to get away because you had shit teeth”
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chipotaple likes this
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youshallnotpass9 answered:
leave.
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ssandfun likes this
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sovereign answered:
your life is a movie
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zubzubzub answered:
grow a moustache and pass yourself off as your brother
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millionth answered:
say: “why so serious?!”
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jamillica answered:
“I’m married” ? haha
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kidcharlemaaagne answered:
Wear a wig and put on a fake mustache, it always works in cartoons. Or hack his account and re-send the invites making it a costume party.
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ginandphonics answered:
just act like it ain’t no thing.
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paradise-for-insomniacs answered:
“he died”
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mitchellgoldstein likes this
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mrhalfway answered:
Don’t go to the party?
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eldritch-sun answered:
don’t be at the party, pretend you’re your estranged twin brother
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love-to-be-emo answered:
porn
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dunwich likes this
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misterandre answered:
Easy. Miracle drug brought me back to life, and cured da aids.
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princeofrad said:
hahahahaa awkward
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thoughtconnect answered:
both
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peternyc answered:
tell him to blast an email insisting it’s a mask only party
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